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Don't know about you but I never use my real email address. I circulate my three, four scam addresses.

See what I received from a "legitimate" online dating platform. They're certified and everything:

Apparently, I used the spam address in conjunction with pretending to be female and the name Penis. Hence, "Dear Miss Penis".

Who calls a dating service "elite partner" anyway!

Like many other users I’ve noticed that with the introduction of iTunes 7 the iTunes-LAME, the best MP3 encoding software by Blacktree Inc., no longer shows up in the scripts menu.
There is, however, a very easy workaround for this minor annoyance:

1. Move the iTunes-LAME app into the Applications folder (contrary to the recommendation by the software author)
2. Open the Script Editor and insert the following line of code

tell me activate do shell script “open -a iTunes-LAME“ end tell

3. Save as a script (e.g. Start iTunes-LAME.scpt) in /Library/iTunes/Scripts/
4. Now open iTunes and you will find the Start iTunes-LAME script. Et voilà!


Explanation: What the script does it call the Terminal and execute the open application command. As long as there is an app in the main applications folder by the name iTunes-LAME this will work.

For all you lazy bums ...

Today: After watching an old episode of Diggnation, I discovered that Being a Geek is OK and also, I could beat the crap out of 33 five year olds. Yeah!

Don't ask me why I searched images.google.de for the German word for macaque "Makak". But it revealed -beside 6300 hits- a funny guy from a Polish radio station. And take into account that he comes up on page 1. Lucky bastard!


Unfortunately, the same search does not work on the Google mother ship.

Visit www.antyradio.pl for confirmation how damn funny it is being a Polish radio host.

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Out of boredom and maybe pedantry I created a replacement frame for the Gallery2 module Imageframe. It looks almost perfect. One downer, though, is a little shadow irregularity within the frame images no one is probably ever gonna notice.
UPDATE: It's 3:13h in the morning now and eight hours ago I was wanting to get pizza. Well, I am still hungry but those glitches are gone.

The frame theme comes in two sizes. I'd recommend the smaller version for use with the WPG2 Sidebar or Sidebar Block. In Gallery2 I use the larger version as my Photo Frame and the smaller for Item and Album Frame. Since I use the WordPress plugin WPG2 I paid extra attention to the compatibility with WordPress.

Download the real_polaroids.

A picture I discovered a very long time ago. Nothing fancy, just your regular Joe trying to pull something off. Only this specimen has a hat. Again, nothing fancy. Just a hat. With a message. C'mon, damnit, read the hat.

hello internet,
as my previous website www.sushismaze.com has been taken over by greedy domain grabbers, I refused to buy in and registered this incredibly unique domain.

The final design will be ready in a while. More to come in the near future…

~Helmet