Don’t know about you but I never use my real email address. I circulate my three, four scam addresses.

See what I received from a “legitimate” online dating platform. They’re certified and everything:

elitepartner


Apparently, I used the spam address in conjunction with pretending to be female and the name Penis. Hence, “Dear Miss Penis”.

Who calls a dating service “elite partner” anyway!

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